Wednesday, December 10, 2008

"The REALIST's Guide to Dating in 2009"

He claims to have dating all figured out. the new version of he's just not that into you.

bigdog:
what you going out on dates purely to make your life more entertaining?

me: itb? HAHAHAHAHAH

bigdog: you don't see what's wrong with that?

me: thats hilarious

bigdog: you need me to coach you

me: omg

Lesson 1: Everything DOES NOT happen for a reason

Lesson 2: SOULMATES do not EXIST

Lesson 3: It's a numbers game...meet as many people as possible...in other words, stop dating dudes from Frederick

I should sell these services

Lesson 4: They are probably cheating on you...go through their phone

stfu. hilarious. m1

7 comments:

KiX said...

This makes me feel uncomfortable????

charles washington said...

uhh... i think we need to have a talk, that was a little too depressing for happy fun time team 0 blog.

lesson 5: vicodin cures all

Ricky Bowie said...

That's funny, for a while there i thought you and RA were soulmates.

Liam said...

Liam's up in this mafucka...

laudie09 said...

lesson 6: drugs are good.

laudie09 said...

ricky bowie. ahahahahhahahahahahahahahha now thats hilarious.

KGree said...

shit. i need to update my myspace bc i have on there "Everything happens for a reason". Ricky Bowie? forreal? He used to bring a gun in his puffy jacket to the ice skating rink in 7th grade, itb?