Tuesday, December 9, 2008

*** BREAKING STORY ON THE 5 O'CLOCK NEWS***

PLEASE EVERYONE STOP WHAT YOU ARE DOING THIS INSTANT (YOU OBVI ALREADY HAVE BECAUSE YOU ARE CHECKING THE BLOG) AND OPEN A NEW TAB WITH GOOGLE.COM. TYPE "TEAM OLSON" INTO THE SEARCH ENGINE. WE ARE GOOGLEABLE. OUR LIFE IS COMPLETE.

I would like to take a moment to thank you all for your hard work and devotion to team olson over the past couple of weeks. We could not have done this without your consistent lack of productivity at work and your immense desire to read our blog. We hope to be your main source of entertainment for years to come.

It's 5 o'clock here. Go fuck your ass.

love, amo

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