But you say he's just a friend

I got a 25 dollar citation last night for brown bagging it while walking down the street singing "oh baby you, you got what I neeed...." itbS?


-- Post From Amo's iPhone

RIP Cassidy

Team Olson sends prayers to MH's family in this time of need. Cassidy passed away at 15 years old. so sad :( I'll never forget the stories of Cassidy dragging every thing out of the basement.



xoxo,
the team olson girls

november 28th. sad day for team olson.

Toni! Toni! Tone!

Tomorrow Will Come And Girls I Can't Wait It's Our Anniversary (Anniversary)
The First Thing I'll Do Is Run Straight To You It Our Anniversary (Anniversary)


It's Our Anniversary (It's Our Anniversary, Anniversary)
It's Our Anniversary (It's Our Anniversary, Made For You And Me)

And I've Only Made Plans To Hold Your Little Hands It's Our
Anniversary (Anniversary)
The Pleasure's All Mine Cause We Have Seen Good Times It's Our
Anniversary (Anniversary)
Victoria Won't Be No Secret At The End Of The Day
It's Our Anniversary (Anniversary)
A Small Cup Of Tea To You And Me It's Our Anniversary


All I Really Want To Say My Darling Today Is A Special Day We Call Our
Own So Take Me In Your Arms And Hold Me And Tell Me You Love Me
And I'll Be There For You

Do You Know What Today Is
Do You Know What Today Is
It's Our Anniversary (It's Our Anniversary, It's Our Special Day)
Do You Know What Today Is
It's Our Anniversary Made For You And Me

Today Is A Special Day Not Just Any Day Cause You Can Have Everything
You Want Your Way Tell Your Supervisor Your Leaving Early Today And
I'm Going To Pay For The Rest Of Your Day

Do You Know What Today Is It's Our Anniversary (Anniversary) [x2]

Today I Have Lots Of Fun Stuff For You Girls


I Know Girls
I Know
It's Our Anniversary.

And I Love You In A Special Way
I Rememeber The First Letter
I Remember The First Day

Do You Know What Today Is It's Our Anniversary [Till Fade]

Pb

Ballston mall Is the new fredericktowne mall

Hmmmmm OMG!!



Is this store really called D7?




Oh btw



Perfect mall for halloween costume shopping!!

Xoxo
Happy halloweiner (as m2 says)
ko


-- Post From kmo's iPhone

Little Red Riding Hood

Why Not Cut Out The Middle Man and Just Be A Whore For Halloween??

In the past Ive been a naughty devil, Queen of Hearts, Harley Quinn, and Coke Master 2000 Sir Lindsay Lohan. Each year I have pretended to be something other than a big slut. Lets be honest here.... Im whatever I want to be but its the slutty version. So Im just going to start taking it to the extreme. This year Im going to be a slutty spider or a slutty Plasma TV. My favorite costumes are the slutty Nun or slutty girl scout.

" What are you?"

" Im a slutty Nun."

To which I am going to reply...

"Oh so basically youre an oxymoron."

Taking something that is the most opposite of slutty and some how making it highly inappropriate. Well... whatever. Ive been the costume that isnt slutty... you stick out like a sore thumb and then everyone either assumes your...

(a) a lesbian

... or

(b) on your period

Hey maybe this year I my costume can be College Humor Girl of The Day?? FML.

Happy Halloween! See you at N. 31 Market Bitches!

MH

The circus is in town.

HAPPY BIRTHDAY PACKY

here's a little love for ya. xoxo. love, team olson.

m1 = word of the day

Urban dictionary word of the day
shoe whore

1. Someone who owns too many shoes.
2. Like a bag hag but obsessed with shoes.

Carrie from Sex and the City is a shoe whore.

h1n1

I got this email today from a friends husband. Need I say more about him....



w.e.i.r.d.o.

m1

Macks part I

Many of you TO bloggers and followers may be aware of what is known as the stoop. Some of you may have witnessed what goes on there and some of you may even have been part of what goes on there. If I'm not mistaken I believe there might have been a blog already written regarding one summer night on the stoop of 31 n market. Really i could write a novel about the stoop but that will be later. This story just begins there.

It was a warm Wednesday night in the middle of June and I was spending my night like most of the summer nights prior to it, drinking beers on the stoop. Out of nowhere the girl from around the corner pulls up in front of the Stoop in a Tahoe (not hers). For blog purposes we will call her Brooke. She yells out the window "lets go to Macks". I yell back "WTF is Macks"? she replies, "get in" so i gulp down my light beer and get in. I see Brooke is dressed to impress with a headband and sneakers. She tells me that Macks is the old Fusions or known by most of us as Lucas McCain's. I'm like"IDK man" she says they got "25 cent drafts on Wednesdays" I'm like "yeah they always have." Right as Brooke is talking me into going to this new and improved Macks She gets a call. We will say the callers name is the Persian Prince (PP) as referenced in a previous blog. He says hes got a posse at Brewers and needs picked up. So we head up there and pick up about five of the worst looking hooligans I've ever seen. Once we enter Macks i realize that it is the exact same bar that I was going to around the age of 19 so i order a tray of drafts for $5 and drink my pain away. I post up in a chair against the wall while Brooke, PP and Hooligans mingle with the laid back country folk. About an hour later i realize that i have to be in Bethesda at 7:30am for a CT Scan. I think Fuck me I'm already drunk but i keep drinking. Then right about the time I'm ready to leave Brooke pulls me up to the dance floor right by the mirrors so we can look at ourselves to see how bad we dance. I then notice that there is a gaping hole in her jeans right in the Vag area. I say to her during our bump and grind session, " whats that for easy access"? the whole time Birthday sex is playing. Finally it is time to leave and me, PP and Brooke head to the Tahoe that is not registered to any of us. We all decide that none of us are sober enough to drive so Brooke starts the car and backs up. Bang. Is the sound it made when she backed into the car directly behind us. And we're off. She is flying and swerving on our way to sheetz on Rosemont. We pull into Sheetz with another bang. this time the wall in front of us and PP grabs the keys and says to Brooke, " no more driving for you" while 5 cops watch this go down. Once inside the Sheetz it was like Romper Room. We played hide and go seek in the isles. I turn the corner to get a full back of chips smashed in my face by Brooke. PP then holds her down and i gun an orange at her. Thud is the noise it makes when it hits her back. I then stiff arm her to the ground right in front of the drink coolers while customer are trying to get drinks. Then comes PP around the corner with Porno mags that he has taken out of the plastic and is flipping through them. The people that work at Sheetz yell to us "you guys need to grow up" so i go outside. Once outside i stumble upon a group of Janitors from hood college that look like the Beverly Hillbillies before they struck oil. I ask them what they do over there at Hood, you guys slinging mops? they say no we are janitors. Later they tell me that they live on McCain drive and are going to walk there and its 330 am. The one guy said he once walked 36 miles and turned right back around and walked the 36 miles back. I later find out they are MD HS football statistical geniuses and knew specific plays in my own career. Right about then PP and Brooke come out and I shake the Janitors hands and we go our separate ways. The entire time back there is a food fight going in the car with Brooke's fries and Ketchup, luckily PP is driving. We finally pull onto church st and park. We all get out, Brooke is still violent, PP and myself are peeing in the middle of the street with our back to each other. I look up and see a cop turning into the street from Bentz. It was a miracle that i knew the cop and he just drove past us. We all go inside and we are safe. I look at the clock as i am about to go to sleep and it was well after 430am. I make it to my CT scan in Bethesda at 730 then i have to drink some of the worst shit ever. I'm still drunk but i don't puke. I think about last nights events while on the scanning table and smile. Just another night in the summer of Barnes.

PB

last night of vacay

The "photography" of the gff

This will set the scene for how I felt about the photography exhibit at the gff this year. This photograph, of a man looking like he's pooping on a lawn mower while reading the paper is an award-winning picture. I do not have any effing clue why. Love those crocs though. ;)

This is a Starbucks cup that has seen some better days. Its not in focus and its boring as hell to look at. Hell, submit it to the gff! They'll love it!

This next photograph illustrates my next point quite nicely. Take a picture of anything in Frederick with a disposable camera/camera phone/use a crayon and you'll get a ribbon.
Within the Christmas section, I found this gem. It is a ornament hanging at the bottom of the Christmas tree. And yes, it ALSO has a ribbon. What about this picture is interesting to look at? I wouldn't even spend more than 2 seconds eyeing up this scene, let alone grab my camera and start clicking. Rude.

Life-rings? CFL. Ribbon. Cfl.
Blue ribbon for the sno-cone syrup containers? Oh comeon. give me a break.
Who in Frederick knows David Hasselhoff???????
Alison, I know you will freakin love this one. Friends forever bracelets around a candle. Hi, sixth-grade-batmitva called, they want their party favor back. The wax hand and colored sand in a bottle miss you :)
This kid. This kid. What do I say about this kid? He's eating a philly cheesesteak from the authentic place, genos. That still doesn't make it like it even just a little bit. Oh, wait I lied! He's doing the itbS so I kind of love it. :-D RIBBON-WORTHY! WIN!
Now, this. This is rude. M1, lets do this on the way to our next trip. Kelly, we will set up a tripod for this scene next time. We'll do a photo shoot with our millions of pairs of sunglasses from team o vacay on everyone of the beanie babies we still have in mom's marykay room at the house. pause. naht.
This picture : me

"it's 5 o'clock somewhere" : Lauren

if you also took an SAT prep class, you'll be able to figure out the connection here.
WHAT IS HE DOING? Is that his new mini-cooper? Perfect.

He looks so creepy.
This is why I'm going to the allergy dr M1 just went to in a few weeks. I hate cats. This picture is so stupid. Is it a staples advertisement?
Look closely, can you see the praying mantis on the confectioners sugar box? Still don't get it? Me neither. It makes me laugh though that it is in gff.
Jumping pictures. Just like team olson vacay. Next year, they are going in. mark my words.
She got TWO awards for this crap!?!?! FSAD.

Glamor shots 2009. Say no more. Crimp your hair and meet me at the Cherry Blossom festival in April in DC everyone. We have some work to do.
Zoe is also going in the gff next year. f this dog and his empty look.

Alison, you hate deer. So this is for you. How rude.Also, award-winning black and white photography. Looks sort of like a neutrogena ad. Or a Dr. Olson ad. hehehe.
And just so you know, this is a blue-ribbon winning (sort of like our elementary school) photograph of a stuffed dalmatian in front of a dry erase board picture of a dalmatian. POOL PARTIES ARE BACK!
Lastly, the cliche fishing pic. FHA.

This is what we are wearing to the gff next year.

This is what we wore this year. Let's just say we didn't fit in.

Does this little boy have a stuffed whale in his pocket or is he excited to see M1?
Oh, yeah, and we are all getting these posters next year to decorate our homes. I actually bought this one b/c I thought it turned out better than the one of Lauren and I. itbS?

the food of the gff

I'd like to take a minute to show those of you who missed the great frederick fair this year some of the award-winning food submissions.

First off, we have these cakes. If you cannot read the bottom of the cake below, I will gladly help you out. It says "Mt. Airy Skating Rink." Is that enough said? Maybe not. The only other thing worth saying here is that yes, those are gummy bears skating on the rink wrapped in twizzlers. And yes, the one on the top won an award. WTF? Is that an orange swimming pool? Skating rink? I've seen Zoe ice a cake better than that.
Next up we have this award-winning lunch food presentation. I think the cake is supposed to resemble a picnic basket? A table cloth? I'm out of ideas. Anyhow this one is actually pretty good and shows some skills so I'm not going to hate on it. :)

This.... on the other hand is rude. First of all, those fries look straight-up disgusting. When have McDonalds fries ever looked like that? They look more like Roy Rogers fries anyhow. Get with it. Second of all, if you saw that cake-burger in person, you would probably never eat cake or burgers again in your life. I don't know how they made the "bun" look like that but they should neverdoitagain. Fritchie's has way better looking 'shakes than that also. Where do you think they got that tray from? Did they steal it from the chat -n- chew or from grandma's attic? There are also black ribbons hanging from the tray. I don't know if that means they hated it, but I hope so.

What do you even say about this muffin bear below? I'll leave it open for comments.

This is actually kind of impressive. Is that half a person laying there or are they stuffing a scarecrow? I hope the latter. A cake with a murder scene on top isn't exactly in good taste.

We'll end with this... let me just tell you that if Lauren had submitted cupcakes and they had lost to this plate of stuff, she probably would have been pissed enough to write a scathing letter to the editor to the FNP. (its for my family) or moved out of Frederick. I would not (read: kind of) want to see that scene. The cupcakes on the right are corn on the cob. When have you ever wanted cupcakes that looked like corn on the cob?

Thank you for reading,

K

the definition of m1's voice

	September 25, 2009 Urban Word of the Day: UPPER CASE VOICE! Noun. to raise your voice or accentuate part (correction for m1: ALL) of a sentence to stress significance as you would while typing in the digital world. "HI GIRLS! YOU'RE PRETTY I LIKE YOU" "I WANT TO BE A HIPPIE HIPSTER VEGAN" "LETS DRINK SPRITZERS IS THAT BAD?!?!!!!!"

Adam jones and the lunch bunch at the gff

vintage team o appearing in the arts and antiques all over the world.

I just called one of my clients about an ad and this is what he just told me.. 2 years ago I bought a piece of artwork at a store downtown. Apparently they took a picture of us with Sabzi the artist, and the picture my mom bought (and then returned typs). They actually used this as an ad in a magazine somewhere. i'm wearing my vintage team o shirt, glasses and running pants, wtf? http://collectorseditions.com/pages/article.php?nID=156

Kmo and her twin at the fair

Quatro Dos Seis

One night after the bars we decided to take it to the stoop to continue the party. The scene was this... PMJ, Me, and a person will call the Persian Prince (PP) were just sitting throwing a few back. Then PP was approached by an old high school buddy. The buddy saw the scene and instantly inserted himself. Wasnt asked.... wasnt invited... just sat down and decided to stay. Whatevs. This wouldnt have been a problem until this character started talking about his sexual escapades. I dont know if he thought this was a big dick contest or what but he immediately started discussing a sexual endurance. No one asked. NO ONE.

" Yeah well I think I could easily be in porn. I mean I see things they do in those movies and in the magazines and I think its way easy. I mean when I have sex I go for at least 4 to 6 hours. The first 2 hours I spend just eating pussy."

Responses were as follows:

PMJ - " What the fuck?!"

PP - ***Laughter***

MH - ***Anger***

At that point I wanted to tell this dude to get the hell off the stoop. First of all you werent invited, and second of all dont dirty up the stoop with your trash talk about eating box for a ridiculous amount of time buddy. So I called him a douche and had to exit stage left.

Which brings me to my point... I feel all of us women can thank porn stars for giving this false idea that we LOOOOOVVVEEEEEE having sex for HOURS! No sorry. Not true. Unless your Sting and youre in some type of trance thats not happening. I have things to do... Ok? I dont need to lay under you for 4 to 6 hours. I need to eat dinner, go pick up my dry cleaning, or go to Yoga.... or whatever!!! Who cares! Im not into laying on my back watching the top of your head for 2 hours. I mean maybe if I was doing a wicked Sudoku but even then I need all the concentration I can get. So start spreading the word. Get in and get out.

MH

Daily intention

I'm recently obsessed with setting a daily intention. It can be 1 word or a phrase. Today mine is reminding me to just let go of whatever it is that's weighing on my mind. What's yours?

worst facebook status of the day going under the bus.

this is a realtor in town's annoyingly ridiculous girlfriends facebook status . at the bottom i will post her photos of her in a bathing suit for your comments.



Status::

Opinion on love: If a boy/girl breaks up with their significant other multiple times, does that always means that they aren't meant for eachother?

2 hours ago · Comment · Like / Unlike



awkward commenter 1: Maybe....but then there's a reason why they keep going back to each other.



awkard lol'er: You need to evaluate what causes the breakups. Sometimes they are conflicts that can easily be resolved w/o having to breakup. Spoken from a former chronic dumper lol. I'd break up when I got mad. Then we'd be back together once I calmed down, lol. I don't know how I kept boyfriends for as long as I did, lol.



awkward commenter 2: absolutely yes

awkward commenter 3: something brings them back together each time, so SOMETHING must be there :)2 hours ago

awkward commenter 4: I don't think the term 'meant for eachother' should exist but aside from that. . . It's unfair to the person who keeps getting the shaft b/c the other can't make up their mind. No one should waste time on someone who's that wishy-washy. I'm sure there are plent of other 'fish' who would appreciate that person in a healthy relationship.about an hour ago

and this is the photo shoot she put online of herself: she claims she used to be a football cheerleader and is practiciing her poses for the calendar she is trying out for. uhhh..........




push those boobs together honey.


amos comments:
okay okay okay okay okay. WHAAAT?!?!? my mind is exploding with comments. ill start from the beginning:
1. whats her profile pic? her signing a check at a bank teller?
2. that status is not an OPINION on love. that is a QUESTION about it. get it right idiot.
3. lol'er should be arrested for her abuse of LOL
4. YES it means you are not meant for eachother. example - the amo/jeffrey a chronicles. not to mention the fact that you are talking about the boy who called kmo flat in 6th grade.
5. the early 90's called, they want their photo album back.
6. OMG pageant hair.
7. OMG belly button ring.
8. OMG wood paneling, is this at the beach house from 2 years ago?
9. were these pics on facebook? i'm about to report them to the facebook police. file it under "trying too hard"
10. the one good thing about her: she nailed the itbS in that first picture :-D