the infamous college humor interview....

What's one thing all guys do that they shouldn't?
Guys should not whistle. At all. Especially if they are in a moving vehicle. I have never met a girl that really likes to be whistled at.

Are you hot?
Um... am I? Isn't that what you're supposed to be deciding?

How hard did/do you want Jonathan Taylor Thomas (JTT)?
Oh my god... very much so. He was every girls dream guy back in the day. Until there was that rumor that he was gay. Is that a rumor? Then I moved on to Devon Sawa. He was crazy hot.

Zack or Slater?
Zack. Slater was a really good dancer which made me question his sexuality. Plus I wasn't really into his greasy mullet. Zack all day. He was kind of a bad boy. Which was hot.

What Disney character would you be and why?
I would like to the be Wendy from Peter Pan. I always had a thing for Peter Pan. He was kind of hot. Plus he could fly. And since Wendy was his main squeeze... well you know.

Favorite Smell:
This is very strange BUT I love the smell of beer, cigarettes, and cologne. Like all mixed together. I don't know why but it gets me every time.

Have you ever hooked up with someone way less attractive than you? If so, why?
Yes I have. I think everyone has. If they say they haven't then they're probably lying. I did it because alcohol was involved. I think that's obvious.

What's the TV show you're most embarrassed to admit you love?
I love The Hills. I really really love The Hills. Every person I have met is embarrassed to say they love The Hills. It's like two people meeting and not knowing what to talk about. You try and feel them out. "Sooo... Heidi is a mess..." The reaction can go either way. You can get someone who will totally agree. Or someone that will say "You watch that?!" Then you know that person can not be in your life. Haha.

What's worse on a guy, yellow teeth or BO?
Can I say both? Because both are bad. The only thing I can say is in a dark bar people cant see yellow teeth, but they can smell BO. But if I guy has both he's screwed.

Boxers or briefs? Why?
I like boxer briefs. It's like if boxers and briefs had a baby. Boxers are way to big and briefs don't really flatter anyone. So I would go with the boxer briefs.