Reality Televison- Pacman Jones

This is my first blog that I actually know will be posted. (Def appreciate that L.E.O) Im very nervous. I feel like I am making the trek up at the beginning of the roller coaster. But anyway here goes:

Over the past couple years I have noticed television shows have gone from bad to terrible. Gone are the days when a person could watch quality shows like fresh prince, saved by the bell, the cosbys, mr belvedere or even hey Dude from Nickelodeon. I think we are witnessing what is rock bottom in the television industry. I saw one show that the whole Idea was to try to fit through a hole in the wall that moves at them. Next I think there should be a game show where the loser is flat out put to death. I think they already have it in Japan. What suspense that would be. Whatever happened to actors acting? I suffered through the real worlds dominating MTV ( Music Television) , then came real world road rules challenge. What happened to the music? I want to watch MTV Jams not TRL. Oh yeah, you only get MTV jams if you have direct TV. Then came all of the survivors, bachelor, bachelorette, wife swap and I don’t know how much more I can stomach.

But with all that said I think I just found the worst one ever. Oh, I’m sure you girls will be tuning in to it. The advertisement I saw was for a show called mamas boy or something like that. It was similar to the bachelor. Three studs with spiked up hair and house full of sluts. If that isn’t family tv I don’t what is. But the best part about this show is that the mothers are involved in the dates or at least that is what it looks like. This to me is the furthest thing from reality. I would never have my mother anywhere near me while entertaining sluts. As a matter of fact, my mother has only ever known me to be in 1 relationship in my life. In my family we even have codes to discuss such things with my brothers while in front of my mother. For instance, if we are talking about sex we say porking, porked, pork her or a pork session (extended period of time). This originates from the movie National lampoons European vacation when russ says to Clark W. Griswald, “ I think hes gonna pork her day… no hes not gonna pork her Russ… Maybe he is gonna pork her.” We also have codes for girls so my mother can butt in and figure out who we are talking about. For instance m1 would be Jb’s Cuz and kmo would be JB’s Cuz the younger one. My mom has no idea who we are talking about. She has however found out what porking means and she is disgusted with it. At thanksgiving I guess I had been talking about porking too much or something and she got really mad, so when my brother came in the room I was like, “ don’t talk about pork sessions at all” my mom got all mad cuz I said it again and I was like “ im just letting him Know”. So you see these reality shows are just the furthest thing from reality.

What ever happened to quality acting from stars like Dennis Haskins, Lark Voorhies, and Dustin Diamond from Good Morning Miss Bliss?

On a side note, did you girls see army’s uniforms during the army vs. navy game last week? Camouflage. I think they could be on to something, camo team olson shirts.

Okay playas

Respectfully Yours,

Adam Jones