finn's ewej

the ewej. short for usual (finn and i had a 3 hour discussion over many pbr's on how to spell this - and this is what we came up with. itb? btw i changed my editing color to yellow so i could match our new layout. dilligaf.)

here i am eating dinner in my bedroom with a FULL glass of wine (TTO) ... hiding from from my mom & the condo association board members. most of the time they hang out drink wine & gossip about the weird man/boy that lives down the hall who screams at people (haha is that you? jk :) ), sometimes they just hang out (and watch oprah sex specials), and on the rare occasion they make spreadsheets or plant shrubbery... while drinking wine. so yeah im hiding from a bunch of boring multi-ethnic 35-55 y.o. women. (fuck their ass)

i realllly reallly really need to stop drinking all this wine & find myself an apt. only then can i stop hiding my expansive liquor collection in my closet, on my shoe rack, where i should keep my shoes. (sounds like you need a closet organizing lesson from team o. we charge $75 an hour, first session is free!) my shoes, instead, go on the floor & around my bed/ at the doorway. which is where my clothes should go, on the floor. but since they can't go there i pile them up really high in my laundry bag. obvi the next best place to put them....(shakes head no) the clean ones go on top & the really dirty clothes that haven't been washed for like a year (yeah.... about that) just stay on the bottom of the barrel b/c CFL im sure they're outta style by now anyways. scratch that, i never go out of style, and neither do my fly ass clothes. (shakes head yes) they just get dirty and end up being in style again like 5 years later when i decide to wash them. and that will probably be b/c i got drunk and spilled red wine on all my other clothes. typs.

the sad thing is im writing this blog right now b/c i don't want to sort my laundry so i can do a wash. after this i'll probably end up watching Its Always Sunny or The Daily Show (im going to wednesday's taping! i really hope obama is gonna be there) on Hulu while bf'ing/constantly checking the blog/thinking of funny LoLcats i might want to do (i'm glad this comes after checking the blog.) / i'll probably make a LOLbama instead. slash.. slash.. i never got my free dr. pepper when the new GnR album came out.. thats too bad (pause. NAHT)

less than three, (fuck your ass),

sbmo (amo)