i'm baaaaack

i better post something before i get kicked out of team olson. i think we might be slacking right now and need to get our groove back. i just am so busy with my cake decorating class and new career in domestication its hard to take a break to write a blog.

here's the daily astrology report:

Daily Horoscope: Scorpio: For December 2: You get to the bottom of a situation that is right on the precipice of tumbling far out of reach. Mishandling and bad judgment of friends or colleagues may have made things worse, not better. While they did a 'three stooges' riff, an important property, contact or deal began to exit the building. You can apply your considerable influence and settle this instantly. That's one of the amazing, magnificent qualities you have: When you step in and take control of an inexperienced player or performer, things finally get done right. Go ahead, Scorpio. Throw your weight around. You rule.

Cancer:
You're very fortunate today. You're able to craft agreements and alliances with people that not only appreciate and respect you but also want to help you. Because of today's new start and smart approach, your financial circumstances are very likely to improve. Stick with it. Don't pay attention to the drip-drip-drip torture dished out by screeching news broadcasts. Wrap your mind around your dreams, your many gifts and the incredible friends you have. These assets are priceless and long lasting. You can do a lot more with these blessings than with anything fear-based. Today, toss fear out on its ear, every time it comes near. You've got to keep your senses clean, positive and open in order to absorb the benefits that are absolutely within reach.

Virgo:
You're very intent on accomplishing a goal that, in your eyes, is taking too long. It's probably not, but a perfectionist and fast worker like you doesn't tolerate delays or foot dragging. Your fallback solution - kick butt! Because no one sees it coming or anticipates your being aggressive and borderline scary, your lean, mean fighting machine approach is shockingly effective. It's a wakeup call to sleepy heads who can't adjust to whatever time zone they're in. You go Virgo. You're the reincarnation of Joan d'Arc.

and for a general overview:
We can become emotionally detached as the Moon enters intellectual Aquarius at 1:44 am EST. Instead of seeking tried-and-true solutions, we are attracted to the brilliant but quirky ones. We are so enamored with a smart idea that we can forget to consider whether or not it will work. Concepts may be more important now than actual work, but the Moon forms a tense aspect to sobering Saturn to remind us that there is no easy escape from the real world.

alrighty girls have a terrific tuesday and go fuck your ass.