Fredneck

Below is an article i found interesting. I have hi-lighted the part of the article that interests me most. I find this disgusting. It makes the town in which i was born and raised sound like its in West Virginia near the Kentucky border. I have zero tolerance for this. I think drunk driving is better for society. I dont know whether or not to be upset at the FNP writer for not changing his quote or happy that she exposed the plague in Frederick of uneducated people. I feel more and more like I live in hagerstown. BTW, did elaine bennes ever make an appearance at Baracudas on the dual highway? Adam Jones got in two fights there when he was like 16. Anyway back to my point. I hate it when I tell people i live in Frederick and they say oh Fredneck. Im like "im not a redneck." I have never hunted a day in my life, as a matter of fact i hate guns. I dont listen to country music. I dont have any tattoos. I've never chewed tabacco or dipped. I hate Nascar. And i think the food at Applebees is terrible. Im not a fucking redneck. But its people like this that make me and my hometown look like a bunch of backwoods trash. I think ive had enough of it. Maybe ill have to move "down the road" as Frednecks say. This line always made me laugh. From my understanding "down the road" means south on 270. Why is going East on 70 not down the road? If 270 continued further north past Frederick would that be considered up the road? IDK.

On a side note,

what a handsome crook that is pictured below. Is that one of the men that KGree and M1 were talking about at Lapaz that they have overlapped their numbers on? He looks like Glass Joe from Mike Tysons Punch Out for Nintendo.

Please respond with any thoughts?

Respectfully Yours,

Packy

http://www.fredericknewspost.com/sections/news/display.htm?storyID=84919