Monday, January 12, 2009

day 1: kmo withdrawal

hi kmo,

its day one on your new job site, and i already FSAD miss you so much. i didnt even have to work today but every time i logged online there was this void in my chatter box. i kept myself busy with laundry/errands/mario galaxy so that i wouldnt lay in bed and cry all day.

i've been thinking about what the fuck you did all day while you weren't pressing the woo button on your iphone or putting up new statuses in gchat. here are my guesses:

1. writing things down on paper that you would have typed in the chatter (i can only assume that you have seperate pieces of paper for all of your conversations so that you won't get confused on who you told things to)
2. drawing emoticons on paper and flipping it 90 degrees to animate them
3. writing statuses on pieces of paper and taping them to your shirt
4. printing out a color picture of an iphone and working on your typing speed
5. having imaginary conversations with m1 on your print out of the iphone
6. putting a big "x" on day 1 in your "fuck this job assignment" calendar assume you have made
7. maybe doing some actual work now that you dont have things to distract you

i miss you!! 179(ish) more days and counting!

love,

amo

1 comment:

Emperor Bill said...

The second one is the best. I regularly do that while engaging in especially protracted bowel movements, provided I have the necessary supplies, of course. When