dear team olson, its me, packy

i love to call pictures pitchers like rednecks do. have you ever noticed that?

on myspace it shows when people post new pics and i saw a few from yours.

i have a couple comments.

isnt that classy of me to have my hood up in a picture or how about me sitting down while everyone else stands. what about that rudolph the red mother fucking face i had? i can explain some of these things. they have to do with my current health, for some reason my skin is extremely dry and my face a neck tend to get really fucking red even when i dont drink. so red that people like to say wow did you ever get a sun burn. where you skiing this weekend? i reply, " as a matter of fact i was, right up there at wisp. " even though i havent been skiing since i was like 13. the reason for the hood is that i get extremely cold especially when i drink cold beverages like the red sang. i was slurping down at a high rate that night. what i cannot explain is why i decided it would be best if i remained seated while everyone else stands. or in the other picture why my head is turned as if to say " i dont want to be in that photo" this was not the case.

i also like the comment about the 80 beers. he might not after 80 beers but possibly after about 3/4 of a bottle of gin. the difference is that in order to drink 80 beers one would have to drink at an extremeley slow pace. i believe that blood alc. content would be much higher after the 100 proof gin. during that evening of that horrific story i told, my drink of choice was gin and i had plenty of it. the good thing though is that as i stated at lapaz, i never had intercourse with lil kim.


one other comment i would like to make is that on the cupid shuffle picture i see that team olson is outfitted in grey tops with black bottoms. i for one did not receive a text message notifying me of the uniform for the night.


big gulps huh fellas.

welp. see you later

PB