this weekend was fun, minus all the furtive glances at the blog to make sure i wasn't missing anything. friday night i don't remember what i did and it was fun, saturday i also don't remember what i did so it must've been fun. sunday though.. sunday was good. sunday was the day when i strolled down to the local theatre and watched a high quality porno. not a porno that zach & miri would make but a porno of which the target audience is... 13 year old girls.
yes.
i did see twilight this weekend.
now let me explain. k-rock & i were up for some sweet Bond action, i for my love of all things bond esp. the: fight scenes/chase scenes/martinis. /suaveness/general sweet clothiers/the fact i've shot a walther pp7/blah blah blah lets blow some sh-t up etc., and k-rock just wanted to go b/c she thought she'd get to see daniel craig half naked again.
So we go to the Bond movie, which i think you should go see. Its not better than Casino Royale but its still a decent sequel. there was great action, but not enough down time and a little bit of insanity that held this movie back from being much better. The movie was necessary to advance the plot line and show some character development but it they could have done it much more smoothly than this effort. .... hold up.
side note: i just left for an hour and came back and there are still ice cubes in my drink, itb?.
alright..
anyways bond was sweet. so k-rock & i watch some of the credits and then head out of the movie theatre, i get a mint (and it later turns into my dinner), and proceed to go use the WC because k-rock had to P since the feature presentation got its roll on. and who do we walk into but c-po (see po) who was there w/ her gf seeing Twilight. she didn't want to be stuck w/ her gf (long freaking story that i wont be telling you later) so she asks if we want to watch the movie with her, so we all look at each other and then decide what the hell it can't be that bad.
Im not gonna lie it was a good movie. it was also basically a porno. edward cullen and (isa)bella, the main characters, were eye-FUCKING the whole time. it was ridiculous. they'd do these close up shots of their faces when they were looking at each other and they'd be biting their lips and breathing all heavy. it was so ra(u)nchy i had to TIU, don't tell k-rock. i would have to say Bella orgasmed at least 7 times in the movie; a pg-13 rated movie. I wouldn't recommend bringing your children to the movie but you should bring your vibrator, lube & some kleenex. needless to say I'm looking forward to the sequel. i know all the screaming tweens at the theater are too.
but be forewarned you may develop an unhealthy relationship w/ fictional characters who are way to hot for our own good. i can offer up my friend for references b/c she is now living in a dream-like state where her and edward cullen are back in high school dating and walking each other to class and lame stuff like that. seriously.
-finn
2 comments:
hahaha. steve you know you can't keep secrets from me. particularly not on team o blog posts. they come up in my google reader, and with a title like that, it had to be fishboy. i was totally about to write to alison today and suggest she do a post about twilizzle. guess you beat me to it. seriously though, that movie was the shit. and yes, i have seen it 3 times this weekend. and yes i am 22 years old. cool. i can say without fail it is THE most sexually explicit film i have ever seen with no nudity and/or penetration. oh those poor young girls getting confused in their pants and not quite knowing what to do about it. but shit i gotta get my rocks off somehow.
what are you 12 years old going to 2 movies in a row. i like your dinner. ano style. the best line of this blog is about the ice cubes. science rocks man.
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