in case of emergency person contact

I do not consider myself to be an actress. I do, however, consider myself to be a pretty good liar. To be honest I don't really see that much of a difference. An actor is playing someone they are not, so technically aren't they just really good liars? Well I digress...

When you are 13 years old it is normal to play jokes on your friends. Dipping their hands in warm water while they sleep is a fan favorite. Or unscrewing the salt shaker top before someone uses it to season their favorite meal. Which in turns ruins the rest of their day. Oh friends! Amo, Kmo, and I would always take it a step further. Possibly a step to far... who knows.

One snowy day Amo and I were enjoying each other's company in her basement. We became bored. We had watched enough South Park for one day and were looking for something else to do. Well duh!!! The obvious thing to do it fake kmo's death. Geesh no brainer. We thought, "If Kmo were to be dying who would be most affected by it?" The first person who came to mind, Kim S. Kim was a "friend" of Kmo's but not so sure her "in case of emergency person". Especially after the whole David incident, but that will be explained at a later date.

We picked up the phone and dialed. It started ringing. Immediately I began to become my character. IF Kmo was dying how would I react... and action!!! Kim picked up.

I started going into hysterics, "Kim! Kim! Oh god! Kmo is dying! She's not breathing! What should we do?"

Kim paused. "I dont know."

Thats it. Kim's reaction was nothing like we thought it would be. You would think a little more despair and anguish. Possibly a little more thought? Not sure.

I then barked back, "Do you not care? She cant breath! Shes blueish!"

Kim replied by laughing.

It was pointless. I hung up on Kim. I knew never to use her as my one phone call. That is if I happened to be arrested at the Clover Hill pool or something. Amo and I then used the call as an evaluation of Kim and Kmo's friendship. We ran to Kmo's house.

Kristin answered the door. "If you are ever not breathing and turning blue DO NOT CALL KIM S! If you do she'll just laugh!"

Kmo stood there having no idea what we were talking about.

Then I said, "Just thought you should know." As we shrugged our shoulders and turned to walk back up the driveway.

I think everyone can learn a lesson from this. Do put Kim S as your "In Case Of An Emergency Person".
-MH or 007