im on your blog; making unauthorized posts

i guess the girls don't post on fridays so i'm here to fill you (mostly just myself) in on the latest news.  like:  where is team olson? hungover? (not m1 but i bet shes good at pretending) still out partying from the night before? OR my theory, on a 17 hour bus ride somewhere, just for fun. you know?  once you've ridden the seedy underbelly that is greyhound you can't go back, its like crack (that you can probably find in btw the seat cushions on the bus)  

sadly i don't have any songs to share that i made up when i was out for a night on the town motorboating (yes. motorboating) but i do have irrelevant drivel that my friend Karra Bacon might like.  but thats about as far as the twaddle goes so Karra; you're out of luck.  

alright back to theories as to what the ladies are doing.

1) buying zoe dog outfits

2) not being in kansas anymore

3) surprising me for my birthday? (i do have a nice pull-out couch you can sleep on)

4) out to a classy dinner (LaL)

5) throwing people under the bus they're riding in, to come see me for my birthday

6) looking for abby. have YOU seen abby?

7) thinking of more inside jokes i will never understand

8) drankin 40s, poppin aspirins and hangin at the local 7/11

not gonna lie, i just took like 2 minutes away from the blog and stalked people on bookface.  2 minutes is about how much time i can stand before i have to manically check to see if anyone posted anything else.  those girls can have some MBOs sometimes, like mBLOGo, k im ACTUALLY probably gonna go drink a 40.

no aspirin.

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