horoscopes that amo doesn't believe in...

UPDATE: amo's updates to this blog entry are in purple. cfl m1, i couldnt wait for you to fix it.

since amo told me to go buy some birthday book this weekend i'll post the "in depth and very real" horoscopes I use everyday!!!!!

Scorpio:
Daily Horoscope:
For November 19: You almost laugh when others talk about 'balance' today. From where you sit, things seem pretty whacked out this morning and afternoon. You do your best to remain calm, even when others overreact to the smallest bump in the road. It's not just the people in your immediate surroundings that seem on edge or just plain out to lunch - strangers on the street seem a touch weirder than usual. Ordinary people really aren't so ordinary after all, at least not today. Later this evening, surround yourself in privacy, peace and comfort. Maybe that means getting cozy with the love of your life, or reading a book by the fireplace. Or maybe that means savoring some of your favorite homemade pumpkin soup. Whatever it is, make this evening a comfy, peaceful oasis in an otherwise semi-cracked day.

As long as I have know kmo she has NEVER eaten homemade pumpkin soup and never will. She will however obsess over tortilla soup and i'll say i hate it and then want to try it 5 seconds later.

Gemini:

Daily Horoscope: For November 19: You're so imaginative today. Sometimes this definitely works miracles in problem solving, creative decisions and intuitive or instinctual responses. But sometimes, it goes a bit haywire and you exaggerate a problem in your own mind. You make a situation much worse than it actually is. You also feel mentally tired much of the morning and afternoon, which, of course, exacerbates the entire situation. Don't attempt to solve the mystery of epi-genomes today - and stay away from the string theory, too. By evening, you really benefit from a strong, dependable, stabilizing influence that helps you keep everything in perspective. Everything will be fine, you'll see.

hmm thats intense. could it be someone from your work? keep up the photoshoping and don't take anything too serious today. << -- who is this for again. i dunno anyone that photoshops that isnt me. :) and im not a gemini.

Cancer:

Daily Horoscope: For November 19: Some confusion may surface in a financial arrangement. You're not sure what to do or how you should handle this. You wonder if it's necessary to talk to an expert, like an attorney, financial planner or even a therapist. If you can hold onto your hat another 48 hours, most of your uncertainty will dissolve. There's really no need to drag others into this situation. No matter how intelligent you are, you find yourself at a loss for words when this subject comes up. You don't even know where to begin. So leave it alone - for now. By Friday, you'll have a very different view of things. You'll be in a stronger, better-informed position.

okay so for my (amo) real horoscope, WOAH! this is kinda dead on m1. who knew your horoscopes were so good. my overtime pay got taken away this morning, which over the course of the year adds up to a lot. and im kinda freaking out. but i can imagine that it will be okay once i think about it. i am allowed to take them as days off instead. which will be good for all of my spontaneous flights to attend birthday parties around the country.

Virgo:

Daily Horoscope: For November 19: Privately, you worry about someone you care about. This might be a friend, loved one or colleague. You're not sure about how things might work out for this person, physically, professionally or emotionally. This morning and afternoon compound your worries with odd 'coincidences' that begin to seem slightly eerie. You wonder if you're overreacting or reading too much into a situation. Yes, Virgo, you probably are. If you're able to set this inflated problem to the side for a couple days, it will deflate back to an acceptable level on its own. If, however, you worry yourself into a semi-paranoid state, you won't be able to approach this matter in a helpful way. And being helpful is almost always your goal. So, now is the time to detach without guilt, remorse or fear. It's only for two days. You can do that.

ON a seperate note I was just told by "kaboodle girl" who goes to Krugs for a boost of self confidence that she is jealous that shes not involved. She described it as the "popular crowd" that shes not in yet. One would think I was talking about m2 because of the makeup but there is someone equally as bad as her. In fact a few weeks ago she sent me a picture of herself with cucumbers on her eyes to relieve redness. The next day she said her skin felt dry so she put olive oil all over her face. do we have a new blog approaching?? can kaboodle girl take m2's spot?