Why Not Cut Out The Middle Man and Just Be A Whore For Halloween??

In the past Ive been a naughty devil, Queen of Hearts, Harley Quinn, and Coke Master 2000 Sir Lindsay Lohan. Each year I have pretended to be something other than a big slut. Lets be honest here.... Im whatever I want to be but its the slutty version. So Im just going to start taking it to the extreme. This year Im going to be a slutty spider or a slutty Plasma TV. My favorite costumes are the slutty Nun or slutty girl scout.

" What are you?"

" Im a slutty Nun."

To which I am going to reply...

"Oh so basically youre an oxymoron."

Taking something that is the most opposite of slutty and some how making it highly inappropriate. Well... whatever. Ive been the costume that isnt slutty... you stick out like a sore thumb and then everyone either assumes your...

(a) a lesbian

... or

(b) on your period

Hey maybe this year I my costume can be College Humor Girl of The Day?? FML.

Happy Halloween! See you at N. 31 Market Bitches!

MH