First off, we have these cakes. If you cannot read the bottom of the cake below, I will gladly help you out. It says "Mt. Airy Skating Rink." Is that enough said? Maybe not. The only other thing worth saying here is that yes, those are gummy bears skating on the rink wrapped in twizzlers. And yes, the one on the top won an award. WTF? Is that an orange swimming pool? Skating rink? I've seen Zoe ice a cake better than that.
Next up we have this award-winning lunch food presentation. I think the cake is supposed to resemble a picnic basket? A table cloth? I'm out of ideas. Anyhow this one is actually pretty good and shows some skills so I'm not going to hate on it. :)
This.... on the other hand is rude. First of all, those fries look straight-up disgusting. When have McDonalds fries ever looked like that? They look more like Roy Rogers fries anyhow. Get with it. Second of all, if you saw that cake-burger in person, you would probably never eat cake or burgers again in your life. I don't know how they made the "bun" look like that but they should neverdoitagain. Fritchie's has way better looking 'shakes than that also. Where do you think they got that tray from? Did they steal it from the chat -n- chew or from grandma's attic? There are also black ribbons hanging from the tray. I don't know if that means they hated it, but I hope so.
What do you even say about this muffin bear below? I'll leave it open for comments.
Thank you for reading,
Next up we have this award-winning lunch food presentation. I think the cake is supposed to resemble a picnic basket? A table cloth? I'm out of ideas. Anyhow this one is actually pretty good and shows some skills so I'm not going to hate on it. :)
This.... on the other hand is rude. First of all, those fries look straight-up disgusting. When have McDonalds fries ever looked like that? They look more like Roy Rogers fries anyhow. Get with it. Second of all, if you saw that cake-burger in person, you would probably never eat cake or burgers again in your life. I don't know how they made the "bun" look like that but they should neverdoitagain. Fritchie's has way better looking 'shakes than that also. Where do you think they got that tray from? Did they steal it from the chat -n- chew or from grandma's attic? There are also black ribbons hanging from the tray. I don't know if that means they hated it, but I hope so.
What do you even say about this muffin bear below? I'll leave it open for comments.
This is actually kind of impressive. Is that half a person laying there or are they stuffing a scarecrow? I hope the latter. A cake with a murder scene on top isn't exactly in good taste.
We'll end with this... let me just tell you that if Lauren had submitted cupcakes and they had lost to this plate of stuff, she probably would have been pissed enough to write a scathing letter to the editor to the FNP. (its for my family) or moved out of Frederick. I would not (read: kind of) want to see that scene. The cupcakes on the right are corn on the cob. When have you ever wanted cupcakes that looked like corn on the cob?
K
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HILARIOUS kmo. thats perfect. made my day :)
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