"I Cry At Myself To Sleep At Night" by MH

After the best week of our lives KMO, AMO, and I went to Mount St. Mary's soccer camp. We thought it would be the biggest let down of our lives. Little did I know I would find the love of my life. And by love I mean not at all, and by life I mean yeah right. The story of soccer camp itself is utterly ridiculous. The only important fact is that I pretended to be British all week. A boy named Chris was fascinated by the fact that I was from a different country and immediately fell in love.... without telling me. When I returned home from camp I received the following letter in the mail.

KMO & M1 do you have that shade of lipstick in your spare room? Im sure Chris would love to have any extra Mary Kay samples you have.